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Junior biochemistry major at SMC in Burlington, VT.
I enjoy long walks on the beach while sipping champagne. I'm sarcastic. I overanalyze everything.
This is just a random collection of things I like, find entertaining, or just random thoughts I have on my mind. Most of the posts on here are nerdy & I'm proud of it.
Pardon me, your college has maids?
lol, had maids in my dorms after i moved out of my rankadank freshman one. Felt so good.
. _ . Words cannot express how I feel over this.
Me estas webeando?? Yo con suerte tengo plata pa pagar el pasaje pa ir a estudiar y a ella le molesta a mucama …
Pardon me, your college has maids?
ok really? I don’t have to privilege of having a maid, and my college is fucking expensive.
#superwhitepeopleproblems
The housekeeping staff doesn’t come in our rooms, but CHRIST they are obnoxiously loud. It’s eight am guys, I’m trying...
What. I wish we had maids here!
Can I have a maid? fuuuck.
I’m with the maid.
Rich people problems