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Junior biochemistry major at SMC in Burlington, VT.
I enjoy long walks on the beach while sipping champagne. I'm sarcastic. I overanalyze everything.
This is just a random collection of things I like, find entertaining, or just random thoughts I have on my mind. Most of the posts on here are nerdy & I'm proud of it.
We stay away.
I know I will be the one picking up the pieces.
Can you make this piss warm beer I’m currently drinking as cold as one of my ex’s? That’d be a brain freeze every sip.
I will bite my tongue on this one, even if I poison myself.
and wings as hot as your next girl! zinggg … I will forgive that they spelled “girlfriends” wrong